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"i want to kill [person] with ketchup and an orange."
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“ i feel the same way about satc as black women feel about feminism, apparently.
which is to say, it doesn’t speak to my life.
— a thing laneia said posted here by riese
“ i’m going to quit AS and start selling avon
“nothing is more american than a second chance.” yeah, and ORANGE CHEESE PRODUCT
whoo hoo
things that will never be funny:
twitter jokes
— a thing laneia said posted here by riese
“ OOOKKKLLAAHOMMAMA
WHERE THE WIND GOES WHIPPING THROUGH THE [SOMETHING]
OOOOOKLLLLAHAOMA
DHADHAHDHAHA LA LA LA
MY HOME AND NATIVE LAND
i need you to call christina aguilera
and find out if she is dating samantha ronson
for me
“ the only interesting thing
that ourchart ever did
besides hire you
[…]
“ i am [doing something important]”
“and i am checking to see”
“if you are a douchebag”
“ahead of time
“ it’s ok i am half here
“ i will die tonight but i will still wake up
in the morning
“ i like ‘like i said’ because it is simple and reminds me of the 90s when i first started listening to her, i feel like the font is garamondy
“ is this sesame street
is this the letter of the day
“ god
there are so many ppl in the world who could be dead
instead of the ppl that are dead
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